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March 21, 2011

Road sign sa Commonwealth Avenue, Diliman, Quezon City. Nice, hehe!

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Mga headlines “daw”

March 9, 2011

Nagbabagang Balita!!! *dalawang kalbo,nag-sabunutan. * Capt. Hook dumaan sa Quiapo, pinirata!! * Palaisdaan, nasunog!! * Tahanang Walang Hagdan, inakyat!! * Bakla sumali sa away, napasubo!! * Bagong tuli nagyabang, lumaki ang ulo!! * Unanong madre, napagkamalang penguin!! * Bulag nakapatay, nagdilim daw ang paningin!! * Iceman nanood ng porno, nag-init!! * Tindera ng suka, tinoyo!! [...]

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BUTI PA SIYA

February 27, 2011

Ang makatang sampay-bakod Here’s something for your coffee break………. BUTI PA SIYA Buti pa ang kalendaryo, may date Buti pa ang Hersheys, may kisses Buti pa ang probability, may chance YUNG IBANG TAO, WALA. Buti pa ang Paranaque, may BF Buti pa ang farm, may chicks Buti pa ang halaman, may nagaalaga YUNG IBANG TAO, [...]

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The Mule and the Nagging Wife

February 26, 2011

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning till night (and sometimes later), she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He tried to plow a lot. One day, when he was out plowing, his [...]

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Snotty Receptionist

February 24, 2011

Yesterday, I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge, because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. The waiting room was filled with patients.  As I approached the receptionist’s desk, I noticed that the receptionist was [...]

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Oxford Dictionary updates definitions

January 18, 2011

Just received Oxford Dictionary’s latest definition of the following words. lease update your online dictionary. DEFINITIONS : * Divorce : Future tense of marriage. * Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other. * Lecture : An art of transferring information from the [...]

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Marriage Facts and Figures

January 10, 2011

Interesting statistics 1. In a recent Harris online poll 38,562 men across the US were asked to identify woman’s ultimate fantasy. 97.8% of the respondents said that a woman’s ultimate fantasy is to have two men at once. While this has been verified by a recent sociological study, it appears that most men do not [...]

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A New Definition of Woman

January 10, 2011

What a new definition of woman, especially the last one …… HARD-DISK Woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Woman: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Woman: Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her. EXCEL Woman: They say she can do a [...]

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In a Chinese call center

January 10, 2011

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.. Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan! Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to me. Who is this? Caller: I’m Sam Wan .. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! [...]

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